Skinny Dip
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Charles "Chaz" Perrone fancies himself a take-charge kind of guy. So when this "biologist by default" suspects that his curvaceous wife, Joey, has stumbled onto a profitable pollution scam he's running on behalf of Florida agribusiness mogul Red Hammernut, he sets out right away to solve the problem--by heaving Joey off the deck of a luxury cruise liner and into the Atlantic Ocean, far from Key West. But--whoops!--Joey, a former swimming champ, doesn't drown. Instead, as Carl Hiaasen tells in his 10th adult novel, Skinny Dip, she makes her way back to shore, thanks both to a wayward bale of Jamaican marijuana and lonerish ex-cop Mick Stranahan (Skin Tight, 1989), and then launches a bogus blackmail campaign that's guaranteed to drive her lazy, libidinous hubby into a self-protective frenzy. You've got to hand it to Hiaasen: He's perfected a formula for crisply written, satirical crime fiction that makes the best use of imaginatively repulsive villains, as well as less thoroughly venal scoundrels and victims who ultimately overcome their antagonists, all while stumping for the preservation of Florida's environment, particularly the Everglades. In Skinny Dip, we find Chaz (who'd rather be golfing than puttering around the "hot, buggy, funky-smelling and treacherous" reaches of nature) falsifying water samples to help Hammernut turn the 'Glades into "Gods septic tank." That scheme, though, is endangered not just by Joey's sudden disappearance, but by the suspicions of a python-loving police detective and Chaz's own outstanding inability to tame his Viagra-enhanced tumescence. Even by assigning Chaz a baby-sitter--the hulking, hirsute, and painkiller-addicted Tool--Hammernut can't keep his pet biologist out of trouble. As Joey and Stranahan unfold their revenge plot, and Tool's conscience grows in competition with Chaz's ego, the reader can only marvel at the extent of the train wreck ahead. As much fun as Hiaasen has delivering Chaz his climactic comeuppance, what's missing from Skinny Dip is a more complex, more credible development of Mick Stranahan's character and the relationship he builds with the much younger Joey Perrone. Like Erin Grant, from Strip Tease, Joey has far more going for her than her bra-cup size; but "hero" Stranahan is of far less interest here than any of his fellow players. --J. Kingston Pierce
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Chaz Perrone might be the only marine scientist in the world who doesn¿t know which way the Gulf Stream runs. He might also be the only one who went into biology just to make a killing, and now he¿s found a way¿doctoring water samples so that a ruthless agribusiness tycoon can continue illegally dumping fertilizer into the endangered Everglades. When Chaz suspects that his wife, Joey, has figured out his scam, he pushes her overboard from a cruise liner into the night-dark Atlantic. Unfortunately for Chaz, his wife doesn¿t die in the fall.
Clinging blindly to a bale of Jamaican pot, Joey Perrone is plucked from the ocean by former cop and current loner Mick Stranahan. Instead of rushing to the police and reporting her husband¿s crime, Joey decides to stay dead and (with Mick¿s help) screw with Chaz until he screws himself.
As Joey haunts and taunts her homicidal husband, as Chaz¿s cold-blooded cohorts in pollution grow uneasy about his ineptitude and increasingly erratic behavior, as Mick Stranahan discovers that six failed marriages and years of island solitude haven¿t killed the reckless romantic in him, we¿re taken on a hilarious, full-throttle, pure Hiaasen ride through the warped politics and mayhem of the human environment, and the human heart.
From the Hardcover edition.
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JambalayaSaturday, May 14, 2005
My first book by Hiaasen and it won't be my last. I read this in a day and a half. It had me laughing out loud too and hard to put down. Even the poor hapless perp turned victam Chaz had a warped sense of humor. Everyone got their just desserts.
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Can I have my wasted time back please?Sunday, May 08, 2005
I don't know. Maybe this book wasn't written for people like me because after reading some of the reviews here, and even in speaking with some, everyone seems to speak highly of Carl Hiaasen. But me, I wish I could have the week's worth of evenings back that I spent reading this book.
Simply put, I didn't find the book funny. For someone who is supposed to be an author who writes with humour, I had a hard time laughing at anything in this book. And the characters? It is really heard to believe that anyone in the world is as simple-minded as the characters he writes about.
Now I know this is supposed to be fiction. And I know that because it is fiction, I should give the author a bit of leeway. But even so. I've read countless other fictional books and each one of those the author has managed to convey real characters. So why couldn't Hiaasen manage to do it here? And this really is too bad too, because the underlying plot (bad guy dumping chemicals into an environmentally sensitive area and trying to cheat the system) is a good one. I just wish Hiaasen had managed to do more with it.
Suffice to say this is my first and last Hiaasen book.
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Hiaasen is starting to get a little long in the toothWednesday, May 04, 2005
I was a little disappointed in this book. It feels like Hiaasen is starting to re-hash old grounds. I have seen these oh so cool characters in previous books and the plot line is becoming old and dated. I mean you can only read the same story so many times before you start wondering if the author is permanently stuck on one track. I think the success that Hiaasen has found at the same time has paralyzed him against taking risks and the story here becomes a parody not of other genre books (such as his earlier titles) but of his own earlier works.
It seems like authors who spend a few years in Southern Florida start writing in a similar vein. Back in the 70's Elmore Leonard perfected his slapstick capers while situating several of his stories in this area. I think that Hiaasen owes more to Leonard than anyone else, but he did not out and out copy the older master of this genre. Instead Hiaasen took an ecological slant and a more erudite writing stance that managed to flesh out his characters a little more than Leonard. Several of Hiaasen's earlier works are classics, such as 'Tourist Season,' and 'Stormy Weather.' Lately Lawrence Shames has taken the mantle of Florida's funniest crime writer; though I think he does not rate up there with Hiaasen or Leonard. All three are eerily similar and if you are looking to expand your reading horizon along the lines of Hiaasen, you might want to check out the other two writers.
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fun bookFriday, April 29, 2005
This book was a lot of fun to read. It took off running and didn't quit. The plot was interesting and different, which is always refreshing. It kept me hanging on wanting to know where it was going without being predictable. A great book to read at one sitting or on a long plane trip.
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What A Fun Book! Truly Entertaining!Tuesday, April 26, 2005
"Skinny Dip" is an entertaining work of fiction, full of humor, sarcastic wit, irony and tall tales. Hiaasen's witty style, his humor and the way he makes his characters so very real, the dialog, character's actions and reactions has made me a fan. Never mind his fabulous setting of Florida!
Main character, Joey Perrone has terrible luck when it comes to men. Her father died when she was only four years old, leaving her with a chunk of money. Then her first husband was killed by a spinning sky diver. Only he left her with another chunk of money. Then she was dumped by several boyfriends. When the arrogant, self-centered, but totally good looking Chaz Perrone sweeps Joey off her feet, she should have realized trouble was ahead.
Married to Chaz for two years, Joey and Chaz take a cruise to celebrate their second wedding anniversary. Dr. Perrone (biologist) realizes that Joey may know something about that fraudulent (money-making) reports he's doing that is destroying the Everglades eco system. Chaz believes that money is more important than his wife. He decides to throw her overboard. Only Chaz forgot that Joey was on the college swim team. Chaz throws Joey off the high cruise ship, walks to his room, sets the alarm and falls easily to sleep. Can't you tell he's a creep? In the morning he starts his tale of sorrow about his missing wife. (He's a very good actor.) Coast guard comes, nothing is found of Joey. Chaz thinks he's in the clear, and starts to move on with his life.
Only, Joey survived the fall, and is rescued near an island by Mick Stranahan. After he nurses Joey back to health. Mick and Joey plan revenge on dear old Chaz. Meanwhile Chaz is running into one problem after another. He's developed E.D. in the bedroom, and cannot perform. He's got a detective that is very suspicious of Chaz's story. His mistress is hounding him. A detective suspects him of foul play.
Next comes a story of betrayal from any one and everyone against dimwit Chaz. His mistress, his boss, his bosses goon, the detective, and most importantly Joey. The author does a wonderful job of weaving several mini stories into this one wild yarn of a story. You get drugs, you get sex, you get rock and roll, you get betrayal, you get love, you get hate, and you get the picture. The author takes you into the swamps of the everglades, describing with detail the environment. The humor of the book is dead-on, the one liners will have you laughing out loud. You'll enjoy each slimy character, you'll want to reach in and slap Joey up side the head sometimes. The author pulls you into his story; you'll be sad when it's over. It's truly a FUN book, but try it for yourself! Pick up a copy! Another novel I need to recommend -- completely unrelated to Hiaasen, but very much on my mind since I purchased a "used" copy off Amazon is "The Losers' Club: Complete Restored Edition," another funny, highly entertaining, FUN little novel I can't stop thinking about.